Konami to offer skincare title for Nintendo DS. Er, uh, um...

If it was the begging of April I might have discounted this story. But what's up with Konami?

In October, Konami plans to sell a DS piece of software that will be...

giving beauty tips based on users' basal body temperature and hormone balance.

Can we expect Wii-based nail clippers soon?

Read the gory details here

Update: It's titled 'Dream Skincare'

Weirdness.