Insane spam comment of the day...

I delete a few thousand SPAM comments from this blog every month. Here's one from today that made me giggle:

Hello peoples from punchbutton.beloblog.com !!!

I shall buy tomorrow notebook. What there to install? Win or Linux?
What is exact assembly? Advise pls, tnx

HMMM. How will we advise?! Someone please help this desperate person.

VICTOR: At least he's a polite spammer.